Girlfriend Boyfriend Fighting

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Very Funny Girlfriend Abusing Boyfriend...

Transcript:

Neha: Woh Varsha usko hi uska boyfriend khada rakhta hai, kitna woh log rehte hai re, why don't they get bugged, I want to know this fucking thing, kyu parents kuch nahi bolte hai unko.

Vaibhav: Neha, tere ko samajhna hai unlog ka kaam

Neha: Tu baat kar raha hai na, seedha phone rakh deta hai humesha, tu kabhi bhi mere se seedhi baat nahi karta hai,

Vaibhav: Tera exam hai na

Neha: Maa chudh gayi mere exam ki, humesha exam ke time pe hi natak dikhata hai yeh sab. I don't love you, I want a break, break chahiye...bada film star hai na

Vaibhav: Main kaha kuch bola..

Neha: Ghar toh lovers point bana rakha hai, sirf mere ko hi dhakka maarke nikalne ka aata hai. Police bulayegi Maa iski, boli daddy ko bhejti hai ...all that. What is this voice coming..

Vaibhav: Kya

Neha: Tuu Tuu second call is coming a what to you. Baap ko bhejenge mujhe dhaka maarne ke liye. Ab mein allowed nahi hai ghar pe. Yeh kya aawaaz aa raha hai.

Vaibhav: kaunsa aawaaz re baba

Neha: Duniya ka shaana, Kaha se seekhi tune itni shaanpaati haan, ki tere ko bhaav bhi nahi deeti thi kutte ke jaise, usko bhen chod, apne lund ke dum pe u made me crazy, baar baar bol rahi hoon tuu tuu awwaz aa raha hai, toh bolta hai kaunsa awaaz.

Mamma's boy, can't do without mamma, Mamma for eating, Mamma for sleeping, Mamma is at home na, Mamma has holiday, Bhenchod I hate Mamma's boy. Mamma jaisa bolegi waisa chalneka, In bade bade film stars le peeche bhi mamma ka haatha hai na, sucessful logo ke peeche,

Vaibhav: (Unhearable),

Neha: Vaibhav, that was no way of keeping the phone haan, Meri exam hai na parso hai, teri bhale dus din baad hain, Aur apni mamma ko complan karna chodh de, ek dudh peete bacche ke jaise. Teri mummy nahi aayi thi mereko patane. Subah mujhe ussi baat se gussa aaya, i have to be according to you. Nahi nahi kaam hoga toh jaan bujh ke kaam laata hai. Tujhe bahut aacha lagta hai, Vaibhav, you are among those people ki log hain na tere level pe gir ke tujhse bheek mange, you are among that category of people ki gidgidaye, hats off to your politics.. hats off. bhenchod hota kya hai ladko ke pass ek lund, uske dum pe itne nakhre, Big dude no of Thakur Village, panga, that 2 by 2 ki table, chutyagiri all this, biggest chutiyas of the complex sit there. No Valentine's gift, no valentines going out.. Ah what valentines, what you want to do on Valentines. I have already fucked you na baby one thousand times, your bloody cunt is old for me, it stinks

Vaibhav: Main kya kuch bola.

Neha: Valentines, We are Shiv Sainiks, Yaah, we never bloody shiv sainiks before. All of a sudden daddy has taken the agency of shiv sena. Shiv Sainiks no, don't give gifts, that red color gift that thela lying in the... crockery dabba of yours. Bahut kamina hai tu Vaibhav. Tere kamine pan ko toh daat dena padega. Ladki ko hai na bistar tak kaise le jaana tujhse koi seekhe. I swear, Aishwarya rai pe bhi chance marke dekh sooyegi, Vivek Salman, Abhisheikh sab ko chod ke tere saath sooyegi, you have it in you.

Vaibhav: Tu picture mein kyu nahi Jaati

Neha: Main picture main jau, tu picture mein jaa Vaibhav, You cheesy lying, Oh God! I can't be mushy, You were this big bucket of mush. Neha, yeh dunia hai na bahut zulmi hai na, what to tell you, i am not trying to be filmy, Neha, do pyar karne walo ke beech mein, i can never forget this bloody line of yours, Now you will tell me balls i said this. You said this to me when you were in pintak at nite. Agar main jhoot bol rahi hoon na toh main marr jau. Tu maarne wala hai na mujhe.

Vaibhav: Ab Exam khatam hone de mera

Neha: Uske baad toh mera boyfriend, mujhe poore complex mein abhi toh yeh sunne ko mileta hai ki tera break off ho gaya. Uske baad suune milega, Snaps Snaps distribute honge, pamphlet ke jaise, Vaibhav with this girl, Vaibhav with that girl. Tere snaps chutiye tere snaps. Dhamki de raha hai na mujhe, open threat no, jee le exams tak. Mujhe pata hai re tere maa baap hai na bade politicain hai, Vaishali ko nikala Ritesh ke changul se, Tere ko nikalenge mere changul se. Mast mein bhej denge kidhar, paisa waisa muah mein bhar ke jaa... hilane ke liye time hai kyu ki woh humare zarorat hai na. Valentines day ke din kapde nikalna tha toh nikale

Vaibhav: Tu sooyi, main kaha sooya

Neha: wohi, humesha toh main hi toh sooyi hoon, humesha tera maine hi toh khada kiya hai, tu thodi kabhi kuch karta hai, apne aap ho jaata hai khada, tu toh kuch karta hi nahi hai, uthati bhi main hoon, hilati bhi main hoon, nikalwaati bhi main hoon, Main toh kuch kiya hi nahi. seedha bolta hai. tujhe pata hi kya hai vaibhav, maine tereko sikhaya, hai na...

Post On Craigslist

Supposedly, a woman posted the following personal ad on Craigslist:

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25-year-old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least [a] half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a businessman who makes average around 200 - 250K. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000K won’t get me to Central Park West. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms.

- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings.

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the Upper East Side so plain? I’ve seen really “plain Jane” boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the East Village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows — lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY.

Please hold your insults — I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them — in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

The response she got was as follows:

Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said, here’s how I see it:

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe, if you are as gorgeous as you say you are, that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.” I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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